Texcapade: Whiskey’s New Friend Rocky
Whiskey absolutely loves toys, mostly stuffed animals. He came from his previous owner with a whole bin of toys, his favorites being the pink lamb (whom he slowly dismantled and consumed) and a stuffed football (which has impressively survived). He uses his toys to greet guests – whenever someone comes in the house he goes to his bin and picks out a toy to show the visitor – and as bedtime companions – he always has something in his mouth on his way to bed.
But the joke is on us for buying stuffed animals for him, because Whiskey’s new friend Rocky was free, he found it himself and even has the added benefit of being environmentally friendly. Rocky is a rock. And Whiskey treats Rocky like he would any of his other toys. He awkwardly tries to pick shim up (Rocky is a little bit too big to fit comfortably in his mouth) gingerly carries shim around in his mouth, gently nibbles on shim, brings shim to the door to show me when I come in the house and takes shim to bed to cuddle for the night.
There’s a John Stuart Mill quote that basically says “It is better to be [Socrates] dissatisfied than a pig satisfied?” but I think Whiskey has proved him completely wrong. I would be much more popular if I could make friends with inanimate objects
Posted on September 4, 2010, in Random, Texas. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
i can’t imagine how something could be any stupider.
I couldn’t stand the sound of him chewing on the rock so I threw it outside. He found it. Now he is very protective of it, carries it around the house, greets you at the door with it in his mouth, takes it to bed with him. Last night I woke to the sound of him gently gnawing on his rock….I think I need to call Cesar Milan….or maybe Dr Phil. The dog has a problem.